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\nRIP cauliflower.<\/p>\n

I beheld you for a few shining moments.<\/p>\n

Three months of work yielded one head of cauliflower, a bumper crop of little green worms, and after the torrential rains last week – a stinking, rotting mess that used to be my cauliflower and broccoli. I pulled them all up on Saturday and composted the lot of them. (All the other veggies are thriving. The newest threat arrived thought – hordes of hungry Japanese beetles – but I’ll worry about them later.)<\/p>\n

The smell from the rotting cauliflower….ugh.<\/p>\n

Such are the perils of gardening. We pray for rain; our prayers are answered, sometimes with abundance.<\/p>\n

I’ve never lost an entire bed of vegetables, though, to too much rain. Last year we had drought. This year, too much rain. We heard from a neighbor that some of his corn washed away too, and some rotted.<\/p>\n

I tell you, since moving to the country, I have gained such a profound respect for farmers. I’ve always respected them; but going from a 10 x 10 backyard garden to living among working farmers who till hundreds of acres has given me new respect for all the smarts a farmer has to have.<\/p>\n

He must know science: agriculture, meteorology, botany, genetics, chemistry and probably a dozen other things.<\/p>\n

He must know mathematics: calculating square foot, yield, ratios and proportion of fertilizer and feed.<\/p>\n

He must have a strong back, a clear mind, and an amazing amount of hope and courage to last as a farmer.<\/p>\n

Let’s all hug a farmer today and give thanks for their hard work.<\/p>\n

RIP, cauliflower. Your job is done. First I got a lesson in patience. Now I get a lesson in respect, all from a head of stinking cauliflower.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

RIP cauliflower. I beheld you for a few shining moments. Three months of work yielded one head of cauliflower, a bumper crop of little green worms, and after the torrential rains last week – a stinking, rotting mess that used to be my cauliflower and broccoli. I pulled them all up on Saturday and composted…<\/p>\n

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